Poor little scarecrow standing in the field

Nobody to talk to

Nobody to play with

He wears a red hat

And a big old blue mac

A tatty purple jumper

And two patches on his trousers

16th October 1987

masterSHOUT

Greg Wallace. Honorary Condor

" I'd happily bury my face in that"

" That's the kind of pudding a man would leave his wife for"

"Beefy, beefy mushrooms. [breathy voice of appreciation] Ah yea..."

"Cooking... DOESN'T get tougher like this."

Freedom

How can we be free?

Our behavior is confined within the remits of the ego. The ego is confined by the stimuli that surround it. Ergo, behavior is nothing but a simple effect based on a cause and we, even as condors, have no ability to control it in any manner. No free will.



Thus spoke condor cakehole.

Flagging

Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)

From the other side of yesterday came the omen of death;
the haunting cry of the common loon

The song of the North woods rang out and men fled from its magical message…

Solidarity Issues

Without solidarity there is no love and without love there is no future



Thus spoke condor.

news just in

On the steps of Condor Towers just 2 hours ago, The Condors' press secretary issued the following statement, believed to be written by Adolf Cakehole:

"In reaction to my recent comments i am sorry for what transpired above. Not only was my oversight in spelling Betsy Craghopper's name a massive breach of confidence between the founding members of the group currently known as 'The Condors', the subsequent use of condor policy in refusing to issue an apology was contrary to the principals of the group. for both of these indescretions i unreservedly apologise."

Further details regarding the reason for the apology are not known at this time.

Editor's note: The Condors' motto is 'we're not sorry'

The sparks continue to fly as one of the founding members suggested an alternative to the initiation process would be simply to allow founding members the facility to yell at new members. In response to this, the second founding member decided to ignore this debate and forward the idea of a racing pig (pictured below) as the new Condor mascot.



Neither of the feuding condors were sorry at the time of writing.

Breaking news

Debate is raging at Condor Towers over an ancient law about rites of passage for members; specifically founding members. Traditionally founding members are exempt from this initiation (which is always themed around new member’s life or interests); however, reports of unrest within Condor Towers early this morning seem to point towards Guardian reading over the weekend … more to follow…

Editor’s note: At present there are only two members...

then i'm back in a hole,
got nowhere to go,
people tell me i got no soul.

i spend my time hoping for more
when i'm going to war
don't you know that i know the score.

we're not sorry on raspberry hill.

we're not sorry. we're not sorry. we are more rare than a beige corvair.

And someone’s burning out on Condor Ave Trying to make a whisper out of you

What a shitty thing to say Did you really mean it? You never said a word to me about what passed between us So now I’m leaving you alone You can do whatever the hell you want to

I'm not sorry for the drinks I drunk. I'm not sorry for the thinks I thunk. I'm not sorry if I have to stare. I'm not sorry, and I don't care.

This is the essence of our vision for a darker tomorrow...

...word.