Tuesday, 10 February 2009

news just in

On the steps of Condor Towers just 2 hours ago, The Condors' press secretary issued the following statement, believed to be written by Adolf Cakehole:

"In reaction to my recent comments i am sorry for what transpired above. Not only was my oversight in spelling Betsy Craghopper's name a massive breach of confidence between the founding members of the group currently known as 'The Condors', the subsequent use of condor policy in refusing to issue an apology was contrary to the principals of the group. for both of these indescretions i unreservedly apologise."

Further details regarding the reason for the apology are not known at this time.

Editor's note: The Condors' motto is 'we're not sorry'

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